Monthly Archives: May 2011

Republican Front-Runner? Not it!!!

The GOP is having a hard time finding a first string player to put in the line up for the Primaries.  It’s getting late in the preseason and so far nobody batting above .190 has even agreed to strap on the cleats … Continue reading

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World Fails to End… AGAIN!

Through what can only be described as a massive failure of follow through, the world has failed to end, yet again.  Certainly, an investigation will be launched into who we can blame for this failure, but clearly, if God has decided … Continue reading

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Public Education: In for a Penny, In for a Pound (Guest Article)

FOR ANYTHING TO REALLY CHANGE IN AMERICAN PUBLIC EDUCATION
THE ENTIRE SYSTEM NEEDS TO CHANGE! I know that sounds like trying to rebuild a submarine that’s already underwater, but hear me out on this Continue reading

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The Search for America’s Next Top Terrorist

I said Yemeni again. It is fun. try it. Yemeni, Yemeni, Yemeni. See? I like saying Yemeni. It sounds like a place that has a drive through and a clown of some kind.

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Knock Knock. Who’s There? Seal Team Six.

Unless you’ve been living in a sealed cottage cheese container at the South Pole you’ve already heard that US Navy SEAL Team Six raided a three-story home in a walled compound in a densely populated area of the Pakistani city of Abbotobad … Continue reading

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Does Anybody Really Care About Barry Freekin Bonds?

And even if somebody could argue that the case to prove Mr. Bonds a liar had social relevance I would then re-argue that 10 million samolians is a bit more than we need to pay for a simple “liar liar pants on fire” finger wag. Continue reading

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